Friday, October 28, 2005

Blogger Evolution

When i mean blogger, i meant the person doing the blogging... aka ME.


Or in the context of this rather unfriendly blog entry, that guy out there who so desperately wants to impress others.


Not unlike me... But i'm less ugly in every way.


There was a point in time when i first started blogging where it meant everything to me to have people reading what i write.


I religiously checked my webcounter to see how many people visited my blog, how many of them liked what i wrote, how many chose to leave a comment.


Then suddenly...


Gone... no more of that desire. Now i don't even bother to correct my webcounter that's been down for months.


I no longer care if anyone reads this anymore. What's important now is that i wrote it.


HOWEVER!


There is this guy out there who so DESPERATELY wants his blog to be read that he publishes his blog address everywhere!!!


I mean... What the hell?!. Everyone who sees it know you're putting it there with the sole purpose of attracting readers.


BUT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You leave it on every single damn website that has a forum which you participate! Like come on!!!


This just says a lot about why you're blogging... You want to be known. You want recognition. You want to be seen as intellectual...


Basically you want to be known as the person who ISN'T the true you...


... and all these is for???


Your insatiable appetite for SEX, that's what!


It may seem appealing to anyone, but we know you and we know what you've been doing and what you've done before. I can even list out exactly what your steps are!


1) Get some girl to read your blog
2) Make her think you're intellectual and a great guy
3) Impress her with your phoney bullshit till she leaves a comment
4) Communicate with her and get her contact
5) Meet her and impress her even if she looks like a giraffe
6) SCREW HER... again and again...


Why?!?! Because you don't have enough money from your waitering job to go to King Cross and pay for fuck... So get a FUCKFRIEND to keep fucking for free.


Ho ho ho!! So it sounds way too ridiculous...


Well if all goes well for you, then very good. Have your fun while it lasts...


But my advice for you?


CAN'T YOU JUST GROW UP?!?!?!

dedicated to some fuckers out there, you know who you are!

3 comments:

Peter Podcast said...

This is funny and has real guts.Keep mining that stream. See you in class.

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