1)
I have a pen
My pen is blue
I have a friend
I stabbed him to death with my pen.
2)
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Actually I don’t any more
Thanks to modern astronomy
Which has destroyed all my youthful illusions
You bastards.
3)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
4)
This is a haiku
This line, seven syllables
But this one has five.
5)
This is a poem
It’s a bloody good poem
I’m a good poet
Ok, that’s all for now
Later......
1 comment:
I like these jokes but it is not poetry because it doesn't touch my heart.
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