Sometimes i really hate people

I’m going through one of those phases where I shut myself up at home and don’t go out, and don’t really do anything, either. I mean, socialization is overrated. My friends think I’ve been ignoring them on the internet, my parents are worried that I’ve fallen off the face of the earth, and my roommate must secretly suspect I’m a vampire or something. You know, from time to time it seems like a lot of effort to go out and meet people and chit chat - what’s the point and all? I might as well stay at home and play video games and watch dvd. At least my television isn’t always judging me, right?

I wouldn’t say I’m antisocial or anything, but I certainly can get that way at times. People are weird, man, especially at this school. I just looked up from my typing, and there’s this really skittish guy sitting opposite me who’s furtively glancing at everyone in the lab. If he wasn’t typing feverishly and reading stuff to himself, I’d guess he was perusing the great internet porn shoppe. There’s a girl sitting next to me who’s kind of cute, but I’m not going to talk to her, because I’m not creepy like that.

You know the best reason for hating everyone? By hating everyone I automatically become cooler than everyone else. The rules of despising people is that by doing it, you automatically put yourself in the position of coolness. This is awesome. Since I’m implicitly scared that they’ll think I’m not cool enough for them, I can pre-empt this by telling myself how much they suck. Which they do. Now, if you excuse me, I have to get back to my instant noodles and my drama series. Seriously, I must be like the coolest person on the earth.